HI! all.....

 

YESTERDAY was a long day...

in the office.

working on a fashion show coming up in APRIL...

we are getting in MARION COUNTER as OUR CELEBRITY and GUEST!..

we are still trying to rope in more celebs... to highlight our launch.

ohh btw the fashion show is over at KLCC ISETAN GALLERY..

( a bloody small place... )

also in conjunction with the launch of our SLOGGI PRODUCTS and BRAND and COUNTER...

dreaming about my soon to go trip to BANDUNG to see a VALCANO....

 

erm.. i got a new hair cut ass well.. reallly short shitty look.. then again what hair on me is not shitty...

 

 

@ & * ()  $ & * () * #& @ ^

CHERATING! BABY!@

$  #  !  &  @  $  &  *    $   *   %   *  @
 

 

staying overnight on:

21st and 22nd night.
saturday and sunday..
we are leaving on monday (23rd)

activity plan:

leaving KL :8.00AM sharp!

VENUE: will be decided...
i will sms to confirm!!....

21st some minor GAMES..
(3 hours tops.) after that..
free and easy....

22nd FREE and EASY.

23rd BALIK

 

TRANSPORT PLAN:

basically here is how we separate into groups lah:

group one:
BELINDA, GILLIAN, JANE, JUAN, QCHEE
driver:Qchee

group two:
YEOW, ESTELLE, ETELLE's BF, MAXCELL, SHENG HAN
driver:Estelle or Estelle's BF

group three:
EUGENE, KOK LEONG, SING YEE, CHYO, AH TAN
driver: EUGENE

group four: the desserters leaves on the 20th friday night.
MAXIMUS, LICK MINT, JUNE-ON, CHENGING
driver: dunno

ACCOMODATION PLAN:

ROOM 1:
MAXIMUS, LICK MINT, JUNE-ON, CHENGING.

ROOM 2:
ESTELLE, GILLIAN, SING YEE, BELINDA, JANE

ROOM3:
EUGENE, KOK LEONG, FU HAU, AH TAN, ESTELLE's BF

ROOM4:
CHYO, SHENG HAN, JUAN, QCHEE, YEOW

roughly like that lah:

WE HAVE TOO meet up at 8am! sharp.. VENUE to be confirm:
make sure u already have ur BREAKFAST:

remember to bring your sunblock, mosquito repellent and tampon.

accomodation: around RM$60 per person..

food/water : ON YOUR OWN
                   
transportation: I mentioned before our estimated price per person would cost
                       around RM25 for a round trip. inclusive of toll and petrol.
                        but since then the price of petrol have been hiked up..
                       so i predict it would cost an extra few dollars more.
                        please pay according to the DRIVER your following.

Drivers: your incharge of settling the payment among your group. tq
                        ((( group members be sure to buy the driver a drink!!!)))

 

CHENG : (the person whom, we are suppose to follow there)
                is still in charge of leading us there.  best is with her famous accurate MAPs,
                if we are lost it's going to be your fault! (siapa panggil hang leave us earlier)

FU HAU: in charge of some GAME activity.

               through out the Q and A session with some participants:
               i have got  about 85% who wants some sort of game activity..
               and 15% (losers) who dosent wants to participate at all.
               soo with the MAJORITY wanting to have some game//
               the 15% have no choice but to participate.. but in a non gameplay way.
               such as.. holding cards.. whistling.. cheering and etc etc, hehehe!...

other then that we have a last minute pull out:
              MAXCELL<---decided to GOOO HONG KONG! and maybe even join us the next day!!! booooo,,

               ALVIN<--- soo please when ever you see him around. just give him the EVIL eye...

further infomation will be updated on this BLOG of mine!

TQ.

i will SMS everyone if there is any latest stuff..

 

I AM NOT EXTINCT YET!!!

call me MALAYSIAN DODO!!..

OK! the audition

malaysian idol!...
hmmm....
its the same routine. like last year,
and yes i went last year..
didnt make it either.

hahaha..
i have to wake up at 7:00am..
with fuhau's message going..
YEOW wake up wake up!
then i slowly walk over to the toilet..
and then to the bus stop then
then i head to asia jaya...
then i got inline with fu hau...
(fu hau lost his photostated ic)
he left for a while and he got back again..
the line was about 10 meters. 
when we started queing up..
everyone was sitting on ze floor.
some were new to this..
others came before. last year..
like me...
some came as far as KUANTAN!. and
spent a night at the hotel in timesquare!
i didnt even know there is a hotel in there.

soo we waited until 10.. then they only
started letting us through..
saw micheal voon..
(the guy in the tM NET TV COMMERCIAL)
he was involved in my choir last time..
soo.. he.. took some pictures of me,
i was already malu enough...

he kept snapping while i was in que..
then i was registering he snapped again..
then i was sitting he snapped somemore.
i was tinking to myself.. man if i fail this.
i dont think i wanna see him again...

he came over we talked..
and i asked him...
hey micheal voon..
you know any old lady who acts..
and dosent mind..bearing her shoulder and back?
he went like...errr....errr....
no lah...

anyways my numbers came up ..
11559... i love this number!...
anyways...
went into the waiting area..
que up.. again
i tot i was the 3rd to go in.. coz i was 3rd inline...
then...
the terbalikan! (switched) the numbers..
the 1st one to be called is the last one to go in!
man i hate waiting..
i will get nervous waiting.
soo i try to think of something..
chatting or talking helps but..
then...
my face starts twitching...
and then.. my troat feels dry...
it does i dont know why..
but it does..
and then...
i wanna shit...!!!
and shit!!!!
it's my turn.. right after fooo hau..

went in. a lady
a bald guy..
a camera man...

they say ok look into the camera and sing..
i was like ok..
i turn and i look and i sing...

"WAIT!!!"
the camera man says...

i tot i was that bad..soo fast kena cut..

"wait till i give u the signal!"

phew...

then signal up!

soo i sang..

"starssss shinning bright above u!"

"night breezes seems to whisper i love you!"

"birds singging in the sycamore tree"

"dream a little dream of you"..

well it isint as smooth as i hoped it would be
i kinda stutter through...

 

anyways... when i was done.. i went out...

and then after 2 more folks...

we all were sent to a room of 30 people..
sat down. and the same joker was anouncing the result..
same as last year...
and he asked us to stand...
he looked through the result paper..
and then...
he said!
HAH! only 2 got through to the next round!

at moment i was eyeing this weirdo looking guy..
hes in full blue blazer and matching pants...
and also.. he sings... "HIT BABY ONE MORE TIME"
earlier.. in front of everyone.. hmmm..
cant sing....but!
he was funny.. but really cool in a way..
definately not an idol material ..
but maybe.. just maybe he was trying to slip..
through the bogus judges ..
then to get into the next level..
then real judges..
maybe! who knows..

wel i knew he would be in...
since as we all know...
the really good ones..
and the really weird ones..
goes in..

and i was right!..
he was one of them...
then...
the other guy was the 1st guy who..
became the last guy to went into our audition.
in our group!

hmm will watch out for him..

anyways. thats all :)

whole damn thing took us.. 7 hours i think..
last year was even longer...

 

 

will i do it again next year?
yes definately... why not?..
if i am free...

by.. MALAYSIAN DODO

 

I just had a pretty... interesthing walk home from the train station...
but before I say why?... I have to tell you what happened last week...

soo it's the same routine, last train from KL sentral 11:02pm...
one hour ride... reaches Teluk Pulai train station around 12:00 to 12:15am...
(depending on the mood of the driver)
and i have to walk for another 10 minutes to reach home...
the interesthing bit happens during this 10 minutes...

basically i have to walk through a road under a flyover
which was completely dark,
it has some trees and bushes at the side...
and then moving on i'll pass a small construction site...
then a field with extremely tall LALANG grass...
taller then me which is like 6feet2inches ++
anyways i can hardly see beyond the lalang sometimes...
and it is also the darkest part of the road...
next i will reach the housing are with street lights
and then eventually to my house..

i always hoped that there will be someon else
who would be going my way,
but it always never happen. i am normaly alone...
anyways i never had any major worries or fear about this...

untill last week when i took the last train home...
and then i walk alone through this path... slowly...
and then... suddenly... it hit me...

of all the time, it had to be then...

i felt the silence...
i felt the surrounding...
i was all of a sudden in auto alert mode...
i dont know why but my body was in like...
a defensive erriee clutch all of a sudden..
it felt like a cold breeze went through you..
and then your alert...and aware....
you start to think...
whats this!..

i kept on walking...
i didnt dare to look back nor to the side of the bushes
i just kept looking straight.
my senses are all in full alert!..and focus...

i dont know why.. but it just is!!
then i broaden my pace...
i can feel my heart pounding ...
...
my whole body was cold....

and then all of a sudden....

i felt my hair....
slowly standing!...

traveling from my butt area...
to my head....
like a slow sweeeep....

it felt really weird...
and i've never felt anything like that before!...
as if someone sweeping you with a soft cloth or something....

i didnt dare to look back....
i immdiately started to run a little...
and then i panic...and started cursing...
i said things like..
"SHITlah!"... "what the f**k!!!"...
out loud...
(i heard from somewhere they said... cursing actually errr.. keeps those things away)

at that moment i was desparate.. anything will do!...
i keep running till i reach my home..
then i realise. eh!...
i didnt know i can run soo far.. i should be grabbing my inhaler by now...
but i didnt... i got healthier?

but anyways. it is a pretty freaky scary morning...

anyways i felt really miserable when i have to travel back on the
same train again the next day... and a bit worried...
soo i decided to call.. a friend of mine as soon as i reach the station.
but it wasnt as bad as the day before,
coz all of a sudden or MPK (majilis perbandaran klang) decided to..
fix the street lamp.. that was there.. (which i didnt know exist)..
soo noo hair raising feeling since then...

moving on to today...

soo i had to take the train home...12+ reaches station.. then..

i saw this lady in black work outfit. walking the same road...
soo i decided to like take advantage of the situation.
she could be my shield i could be her sword kind of thing...

soo i rushed over and i walked about 10 meters behind her...

and then i slowed down a bit coz we have to pass a small gravel area...

look down to be careful..

then i looked up... shes gone!!! ...

i was.. UGH!!!! OMG...

then i looked properly...

and saw...

she was actually running in a small but fast pace...
passing through the dark area...
and way further then where i am...
and never turn back...

i was gonna shout..
WAIT WAIT! wait for me!!!
or
becareful! very dangerous here!!..

shezzzz.....

i felt like..
i am the fear i felt last week...

i bet she is worried that i am a rapist or something..
afterall i am in very dark outfits.. and i am kinda BESAR...
i was hoping to be a friendly helpful guy...
anyways...

this reminds me of the time where my friend and i,
was trying to offer a very old granny a ride home..
because it was about to rain...
we actually drove past her and then we made a u-turn to offer her..
at 1st she was like .. grateful..
but right before she got into the car...
she must have taken a better look of us...
2 guys in black with a crummy old car?..

she decided that she would rather..
walk in the rain then taking her chances with us..

thank god it didnt rain...

but i felt a bit dissapointed...

maybe is should wear an angel costume whereever i go..

at least the lady in black. would think that i am an angel or a fairy..
and the grandma would only think that i am bringing her to the heaven...

shezzzz!...

YEOW

 

 

THEY dunt believe this is me.. they just dont!!! whyyyyy!!!!?? APAPASAL!!!????

i was slim ! ..
i am fat!!.

argh!!! sad!

heres the proof that i was slim.. or perhaps slimmer!

urgh!!

depression!!???

whatever it is i am not showing my latest pics here..

pictures below are REAL!!! no touch ups!


MEEE AND MY PINK HAIR DAYS!!!!...

I was sitting in the STAR lrt the other day...
heading towards KL sentral.. meeting up with tat and all..
anyways. there was this pretty little indian lady sitting ..
right in front of me...
around 19 to 22....
lovely brown skin...
big eyes...
lushcious lips...
soft straight hair...
held up neatly with her Versace glasses...
and holding an LV purse...
wow..lovely ...

and then she gently reaches into her purse...
and brings out a tube of mentos....
then she slowly opens the tip..
and she fickles the tip a bit.. and then..
pop... a single piece of mentos lended on the floor...

then everyone  was looking at whats going on...
she looks at mentos...
and then looks up...
while everyone still looking ..
(I was starring at her .. hoping she would pick it up)
then she sits to her side...
flicks another piece and places it into her mouth..
and then... she was starring outside...
looking at some...passing trees and houses..

at that moment I was stil starring at her...
in my heart .. I was boiling...
I was like...
"wow! what an attitude!.. NO wonder we..
malaysians are stuck in this landfill...
thanks to these assholes.... man..
education wont do much.. it's your character,
that compose the outcome.. "

i was disghusted and angry..

so.. as a parttime BIg mouth fool ...
I looked at her and I said...
clearly.but in a firm and sincere tone...

"aren't you gonna pick that up?"

then she looks at me...
and slowly she turns back..
and never turn to my direction again...

I was like..
speechless...

(I would have rolled my eyes,
 back to say hi! to my ass..
if I could...)

and I thought I have met the biggest..
asshole in the UNIVERSE that day...

UNTIL.....

yesterday...

while having lunch...
my colleagues and I..
landed in the subject of recycling.
and I got into the mood..
and started talking about this
biggest asshole lady in the UNIVERSE...

she did this she did that!!!
and man malaysian like dat..
etc etc..

then kok leong {TIF} turns to eugene..
"whisper whisper..."
then eugene {mr 1960} said... something like...
"yeowwwwwww....
erm.. werent you the one who...
kicked the fries..
under the berth.. on our way to singapore?"

BAAAAMMMMM!!!

(in auto-self defense mode!.....)

Yeow: but it's fries... it's bio-degradable!

someone: it's still litter...

Yeow: mentos is not bio-degradable!!!...

someone: mentos issssss la........

Yeow: ....

{what happened on ze train}:::::::::
{ zanny yeow.. soo excited about KOMODO dragon...accidentally
  he keep saying KOMODO LION...instead of DRAGON}
{ it has been 20 years since yeow took a night train to singapore }
{ at that time 1/3 the whole segment of the train was empty.. }
{ Yeow.. drops a piece of french fries while eating dinner.... and ...
 steps over it }
{ Yeow.. sees it... and sees friends looking at it .. and intentionally..
steps on it somemore...}
{Yeow then kicks it under the berth.. to hide evidence of crime}
{yeow grins and enjoys the rest of the trip}

...........................................................................................................

How did Yeow WON MISS UNIVERSE-HOLE 2005?

Indian chic                             Yeow
     
-Ignorance               5/5          - Ignorance             5/5
-asshole attitude    5/5         -asshole attitude    5/5
-STUPIDITY             5/5         - STUPIDITY            6/5
-HOLE factor           5/5         -HOLE factor            7/5
-BIMBOISM              5/5         -BIMBOISM                8/5
                             100%                                             106%
                                         
                                         bonus* -bitching factor   7/10
                                                                        
                                                                                      113% < winner!...

______________________________________________________

CROWN me CROWN me pls...

                                     

 

 

 

GOSH. am kinda excited about this... friday trip to singapore...
hope it will be fun...

going to the ZOO then the.. LUCAs thingy... hmmm. well anyways...

we are all going by TRAIN... rm43 one way...

10:30pm.. will reach there round 6..

we have a ZANNY looking (kok leong calls it very gay),

http://www.hangouthotels.com/






hmm it does look a bit gay.. huh?....  welL I dont care... I do kiss anyone...



anyways. lets hope it is clean and funky ...

I booked.. 1 quin room.. (5 person room)  S$220....
(with breakfast!)

for saturday and 1 double room for sunday

JANE and hubby staying till monday.. hehehe.

OH! by they way.. JANE is sharing a room with US! u know jane...

my beloved team leader!.... smooch!

I hope she dosent mind my midnight farts and snores...

man!.. speaking of which.. I should start eating organic...

soo that my fart is organic when it comes out too.. hehehe..

at least I can defend myself.. is she marah me...

JANE: YEOW!! stop farting.. it's killing me!!!!

YEOW: well!! NOOO it's organic... it's healthy!

(Jane my dearest team leader.. and my organic health queen..)



oh yea her hubby is coming too.. hehehe.... the more the merrier they say!!


we plan to go ZOO. the day and night.. must be interesthing.. 
they are one of the best in the world!

hope the weather is great.. too.

crossing my fingers.. and ass.. i dunt wanna have tummy ache...




staying oni one night! hehehe
cant afford!! too expensive!!!

well thats it for now
ciao

YEOW
and also eugene (mr 1960) is going...

ok theres been quite a few complaints on my bahasa story 8 1/2...

I wont change it lazy ler! what is done is done.

DAMN!.. 

heres something that I would like to talk about this time around,

car, bus,train, lrt.. walk...

most of my working days consist of : (so this is basically HOW LONG my journey to work takes)

Walking to bus stop - about 10 to 15 minutes
depending on the shoe.. if I like the shoe.. I'll walk with caution.

Bus to town - about 15 to 10 minutes
depending on the bus.. whenever it arrives lah...  you will never know when it will appear....
no schedule?....  THEY DO!.... I didnt know it exist, until a couple of days back, when I
was stuck in the bus filled with people..  and  I had only two choices to decide, then and there..

which was to either face an old indian uncle with extremely disturbing tooth decay, (I dont
know why! but he kept smiling at everyone)... or... turn to the other side... and pretend to
read this brown paper sticking at the side of the bus..

"OFCOURSE!.. I choose the second option.. . seriously I have no choice, I couldn't
even see the outside (only glimps of the road) since I am taller then average..
can't even bend down then too pack... but anyways.. soo i stare at the paper..
as I was trying to make out what the paper is..
and then it hit me!... NUMBERS! time!!! ... SCHEDULE!.... OH! omg!!! bus schedule....
it all happened soo fast!!.. BAM!!!! it's like a  puzzle solving scene in survivor!..
boom boom boom!.. and it has been there since 1993!!... a decade plus old...
DAMN! those bus drivers, didnt follow scehdule!...
TYPICAL!!! TYPICAL!! malaysia public transportation system!!! aiyahh!

and minute or two later...

something else popped!...

eh!.. wait a minute.. even with or without scehdule!.. dosent really matter rite?
it's really up to me to decide how much I really want to go to work isin't it??
I could wake up like 7am in the morning... and be at the bus stop like 30minutes earlier.
UGHH!!...... then my..... typical malaysian mentality kicks in... telling myself..
"errrr.............ahhh! nevermind ler forget it!"...  {{{this is caused by having too much nasi lemak! }}}

 

CAR ride(by mr COCK aka TIF) to cyberjaya (work) - 20 to 40 minutes.
depending on the traffic.. and also mr cock's mood and choice of music.
traffic as usual never fails to amuse me, 

A)silly police purposely leading us and other unlucky winners to the smaller side JAM! lane!
(even when he knows it will delay us for 10 to 20minutes) just soo the highway wont jam up!
.. and those people traveling on the highway could just zoom by and let us eat their filthy dust!.
fuck you mr police...

B)mr cock's fetish for big fat ass vehicles, curiously we are always behind big vehicles..
it's either that or he is extremely lucky with big truck drivers.. uh huh!.. yeap that many asses.

I mean by now...  if he were a dog... ..  he could tell whoz ass scent it is,
from everyone here to zimbabwe...  (yup that many buss .. truck.. asses),
but! there is a cure though! it's quite deadly.. but simple..  but requires patience..
and luck...

well! just wait for the big cloud of black ass smoke pop up (sometimes white.. depending
on what the truck had for dinner)  and then goes mr cock.. zoom... zoom... zip...

I cant help but feel a bit older everytime that happens.. coz.. I felt like I lost one day of
my life ....
I mean... we might escape the second coming of the cloud, but!... the 1st one is already
in our lungs,before we could reach the safe cloudless zone...

C)JAMS!..
    JAM JAM JAM..
    caused by tolls!..
    caused by cars!..
    caused by police!..
    caused by fixing the road!...
    caused by traffic light!..
    caused by garbage!...yea!... seriously.. garbage!
    caused by people! <---- especially keh poh ones! man!!! shez!!!
   
 apparently I heard somewhere in some megazine or paper.. on some report..
stating asian men are more sensetive compare to others...

sensetive? try replacing the word to keh poh!... now that fits the role perfectly!
coz I bet at least 90% a traffic the JAM!.. are caused by these...
 over sensetive guys/gals. trying catch every gory or minor details of the scene from
an accident.. and then bitch about it to their friends and family, as if they personaly
been through it.... man...

D) this is very unique one... it depends on MUSIC...
     you see.. when mr cock in a happy mood he plays happy songs. he drives.. better..
    more alert.. more smoothly...
   but sometimes when he is in his down time (I call it the time of the month syndrome),
   he plays celine dion greatest hits. over .. and over and over.. again...
   I usualy doze off... from the greatest hits.. by the sandman..
   and everything seems to good slooooooooow mooooooooooooo mooo mooo cow mooo!
   grassss..... uh huhh...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

   and oh yea sometimes.. when I am semi sleeping.. and from the corner of my eye,
   I could see some... erm.. how should i put it?.. erm.... weird byonce bouncing action..
   thats also a good indication of a happy driver. and a safe journey ahead.. god bless
   byonce!...ugh... yea.. uh huh.. you go girl.. (but sometimes it looks like he got possesed, half  way driving. man! scary aye!) .. but I do have my revenge. mr cock says I snore..
when I sleeep! hehehehe hahaha. must be really irritating..

well thats it!, ON how I go to work and how I travel.. like a traveler. Theres more...
funny,weird.. some scary some.. sexy! experiences, during my rides too work,
please! dont even bother relating the sexy part with the car ride!...
the only sexiest thing in the car was the song, mr cock played once ... or was it
the radio.. dosen't matter.. he let the whole song run......
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt..too sexy.. yeaaaa"

ewwww...

untill next time

YEOWSER

 

 

 

 

 

8 1/2 years ...

papa: mak apa tu? tu tu tu... itu.... ish tikus ke.. hah tu tu tu..

mak: apo?

papa: tu lah... ikutlah....aje.  i tunjukan... tu tu tu

mak: lahh... apa dia? bising bising..

papa: tu lah... ikut...

(papa tarik tangan mak lalu terus menuju ke tandas.. sambil menunjuk ke arah tandas)

mak: ai ai ai! i tengah potong baju lah...
         apapasal ni... ish...bang!...

papa: ikut ajeler...

(papa tarik dengan lebih kuat)

mak: papa! lepaskan...LEPASKAN!!!

papa: lahhh argh argh argh!!... lai lai lai (ikut ikut IKUT!!!)

mak: ish... chi pet yong! (chibai face) aiyaahhhh. heyyyy...

papa: urgh! heeeeeeee....hiiiyaaaa

(saya mula berasa cemas... dan takut, papa dan mak nampak bergelutan...
dan mak menjerit...kesakitan!...)

mak: AHHhhhhh CHINNNNN!!... (nama papa) heyyyyy... heyyyy.... arghhh!!

papa: hahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!....

pintu tandas: BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!.... kerrrrr....cikkkkk!!!

(akhirnya... papa berjaya menarik mak ke dalam tandas....
saya bergegas menuju ke pintu tandas!)

pintu tandas: BOOOM boom boom

mak: AHHHHH CHIN!!!!!!! arghhhhh...

(tiba tiba terdengar bunyi KUAT!!!... PHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

mak: ARGH!!!!!!! argh!!!!!!

papa: hehehe hahaha hahaha....

(lalu saya bergegas mengetuk pintu!)

mak: arghhhh!!!!... argh!!!!!!! BAU..... CHIPET YOOONG!!!!!! (chibai face)

papa: hehehe heheheh hehehehe...heya... HAHHAHAHA

mak: hehehehe

(lalu terdengar bunyi air mandi.. bercampur dengan bunyi ketawa mak dan ayah!..
splasssssh! splasssssh!!.. lalu saya.... rasa segan.. dan tersangat malu... ewwww!
lalu saya pun pergi...)

pada malam itu... kebetulan kami menghadiri kenduri malam di restoran.. bersama..
dengan pakcik and keluarganya...  dengan trauma petang tadi.. saya memberitahu..
sepupu seumur saya... 

saya: ai petang tadi mak bapa saya mandi 2 orang sekali... MALUUUU! sangat!!!

sepupu: betul ke ini?... ish... teruknya... malu..... ish... malu lah!!

saya: yeaaaa lahhh.. MALU sangat... masih boleh ketawa lagi...

sepupu: ai yerrrr.... mana boleh macam itu. nanti tertunjuk bird bird (zakar/penis)

saya: yeaaa lah... aiiyeaaaarrr.. nanti saya akan marah mereka....

sepupu: yeahh malu lah!. ish...

(dalam kereta saya terus meluarkan.. ketidakpuasan saya...)

saya: mak papa... lain kali jangan mandi sekali lagi lah....

papa: hehehe... apapasal...

mak: err.....

saya: bahaya!!!! lah... jangan lagilah!!! nanti malulah!!!!

papa: tak apalah ini mak dengan papa ajelah...

mak: .....

saya: tak boleh lah!!! tak boleh!.... jangan lahh.... ish malu!!!

papa: ..tak boleh? kenapa?

saya: nanti mak ternampak bird bird (zakar/penis) papa!...lah!!!
          malu....

(mak dan papa terus ketawa kuat tak terhenti!!!!)

saya: apaini...bahaya lahh!!!! jangan ketawalah!!! jangan!!!!

(mak dan papa masih ketawa kuat)

saya: apalah!!! JANGAN ketawalah!!!!... arghhhh

(mak dan papa... melihat titisan airmata saya mula jatuh)

saya: jangan ketawalah!!!... :(

papa: ok ok... saya janji....

mak: ahhh na .. ok ok. promise...

(masih terdengar ketawa kecil sepanjang jalan pulang.... beberapa hari kemudian...)

saya: mak mak!!! suara siapa TU!!!!!! papa  dalam tandas dengan mak lagi ke!!!

mak: ahhh!! apa???? .. shuuu shuuuu....shuuu....

saya: mak! mana papa?

mak: I mana tahu!!!....

saya: i nampak kereta papa kat luar.. tapi tak jumpa orangnya pun???
        
mak: tak tahu lah....

saya: papa kat dalam KE!!!!???

mak: takda... mungkin tengah main hide and seek dengan you!!...

saya:................. Ohhhhhhhhh.....

(dengan itu i terus pergi cari papa........ tetapi hanya jumpa lebih
kurang stengah jam kemudian)

tamat

 

 

(((this story is not made up)))

 

 

 

 

 

 

the crooked toad marches along,

ready he goes to the moonless pond,

no light, no life, no graves for truth,

not even a sign of sorrow gloom,

with gleamming skin he waddles on,

raises his chin with every tromp,

I'm true dear life, with might he croaks,

he hope they heard, he knows his foes,

the dark he fears within he hides,

but NO!, I must for what is right,

for truth are fake if not from truth,

with silence of hope he kept it so,

sounds of thunder thrashes of thor,

come blaze of fire with bashing galore,

preachers of hate teaches in vain,

May rage dispurse and righteous regain.

and to the pond crooked  he heads,

to face his fears he croaks and croaks,

rights he fights and sorrow he toast,

goodnight he bid farewell he goes,

 

((( a drop of paint may not have stain, with only to find the way to clean )))

my 1st poem on the blog..

sentimental hehehehe

YEOW